[lfjokes] Top Ten Reasons To Vacation in Alaska

[Adam Shand]

From: David S. Brown <david at alaska.net>
By: Heather Brown (yes that would be his wife)

10. It's Rainy, but people get out anyway.

9. Short summers so you can look forward to winter.

8. The snow is light and flufffy so no one can pelt you with a snow ball.

7. The days are longer in the summer so you're less likely to get robbed
   since it's always light out.

6. Moose dropping jewelry...need I say more.

5. You never have to wear make-up.

4. You can eat whatever you want because no cares how you look.

3. You can say whatever you want because no one cares what you think
   either.

2. You can get mauled by a bear while out talking a walk in your
   neighborhood.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON

1. They have funnel cakes at the State Fair.