[lfjokes] Grandfather Clock

[Adam Shand]

From: Erica <erica at alaska.net>

Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he
loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.  In the shop is
a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent.
He asks Harvey, "Vat sims to be ze problem?"  Harvey says, "I'm not sure,
but it doesn't go 'tick-tock-tick-tock' Anymore. Now it just goes
'tick...tick...tick.'"

The old man says, "Mmm-Hm!" and steps behind the counter, where he
rummages around a bit.  He emerges with a huge flashlight and walks over
the grandfather clock.

He turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the clocks face.  
Then he says in a menacing voice, "Ve haf vays of making you tock!"