[lfjokes] what's your name ...

[Adam Shand]

From: cate carnegie <catiepeh at hotmail.com>

Uncle George spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small
talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.

"Carmen," she replied.

That's a nice name," he said warming up the the conversation, "Who named
you, your mother?"

"No, I named myself," she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his
eyes.  "What's your name?"

"Beerfuck",  he says.