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[Adam Shand]

From: rebecca <rebecca at wetafx.co.nz>

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.

When I was 16 I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion.

So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional.

Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide.  So I decided I needed a boy with stability.

When I was 23 I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was totally
predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that
I decided I needed a boy with some excitement.

When I was 25 I found an exciting boy, but I couldn't keep up with him. He
rushed from one party to another, never settling on anything. He did mad
impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met.  He made me miserable
as often as happy.  He was great fun initially and very energetic, but
directionless.  So I decided to find a boy with some ambition.

When I turned 28, I found a smart ambitious boy with his feet planted
firmly on the ground so I moved in with him.  He was so ambitious that he
dumped me and took everything I owned.

I am 31 now and am looking for a guy with a very big dick.