[lfjokes] on a deserted island there are ...

[Adam Shand]

okay i was kinda waiting for the punch line but regardless this was a lot
funnier then i expected it to be.

From: cate carnegie <catiepeh at hotmail.com>

There is a beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere where the
following people are stranded:

  2 Italian men & 1 Italian woman
  2 French men & 1 French woman
  2 German men & 1 German woman
  2 Greek men & 1 Greek woman
  2 English men & 1 English woman
  2 Bulgarian men & 1 Bulgarian woman
  2 American men & 1 American woman
  2 Japanese men & 1 Japanese woman
  2 Australian men & 1 Australian woman
  2 New Zealand men & 1 New Zealand woman
  2 Irish men & 1 Irish woman

After one month, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together and
having loads of sex.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate
with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cooking and cleaning for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.

The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at
the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the
American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true
nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, about the
necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how her
last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how
her relationship with her mother is improving.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

The two Australian men beat each other senseless for the Australian woman,
who is checking out all the other men, after calling them "bloody
wankers".

One New Zealand man is having sex with the New Zealand woman, the other
Kiwi is searching the island for sheep.

The Irish divided the island into North and South and immediately set up a
distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets
sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey, but they are
satisfied that at least the English are not getting any.