[lfjokes] clever spam ...

[Adam Shand]

this is some of the coolest spam i've seen.  i trashed the url to ruin
their spamming attempt (cause i know all you whackjobs will go and give
them more hits if i don't :-).  i thought this was pretty clever.  

oh and honey? she's not really an ex, i promise :)

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Tue, 21 Nov 2000 06:14:36 +0100
From: nicole at mail.com
To: LARRY at ALASKA.NET
Subject: Hi it's me!

Kenny,

Your old girlfriend is at it again.  I have to tell you something that I'm
not very proud of and I need your help. I thought I could just let it
slide, but I'm sure people will find out anyway.  I kind of had a wild
night a couple of months ago with these two guys in Vegas. I know I didn't
tell you about it, because we had just broken up and I didn't want you to
be mad at me (I do still value your friendship).  I just found out that
the 2 guys I messed around with were these scummy pornographers and have
their own website: http://xxxxxxxxxxx/uzlet/data2000/nicole.html

Well, guess who is the featured slut for November? ME!!!!!! - no lectures
please

I've never been so embarrassed in my life.  I swear I didn't know that
they were taking pictures!!!! I was very drunk. Every single thing we did
was somehow caught on film. There must have been someone hiding in the
closet with a camera or something.  I know it will be a horrible
experience, but I really want to take legal action!  I want you to set me
up with one of the lawyers at your firm, if it is not too much trouble.  
Please get back to me ASAP, and for God sakes don't tell anyone!

Love,
Nicole