[lfjokes] i want to piss vodka ...

[Adam Shand]

From: cate carnegie <catiepeh at hotmail.com>

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying
in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie. The Russian is
stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I will grant you one wish,
anything that you want."

The Russian begins thinking, "Well I really like drinking vodka." Finally
the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss
vodka."

The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass
out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He looks at the glass and it's
clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So
he takes a test and it is the best vodka that he has ever tasted. The
Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly."

She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of
the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, that it is vodka.
Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka
that she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night. The next
night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two
glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The
result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the
sun comes up.

Finally, Friday night comes and the Russian tells his wife to grab one
glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka. She gets the glass but
asks him "Boris, why do we only need one glass?"

Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink from
the bottle."