[lfjokes] what i learned from "requiem for a dream"

[Adam Shand]

[ sorry folks, i haven't been ignoring you there was a glitch with the
  mail server that i didn't catch until last night.  obscenity and jokes
  should continue as normal from now on. - larry ]

yes sir, this is a larry original.  after watching the movie last night
some friends and i made up this list.  this was an amazing movie (by
darren aronofsky, who did "pi") and the list was a way of shaking it off
as much as anything.  i could rant about this movie for a good few
paragraphs but i'll save you from that ... i don't want to prepare you for
it.

ten life lessons from "requiem for a dream"

* a pound of pure won't solve all your problems.

* it's okay to be fat.

* your son knows more about drugs then you do.

* never do business with a deaf gangsta.

* don't pimp your girlfriend for drug money.

* when the fridge talks to you, it's time to eat.

* never shoot up into an open, gangrenes wound.

* ass to ass sex in front of crowd may be the only way to get your fix.

* never sign a contract while in wrist restraints.

* curling up on the couch with a bag of heroin makes everything all right.

written by http://www.spack.org/~larry/ - larry at spack.org