[lfjokes] if you love it set it free.

[Adam Shand]

From: Lorena Lara <lorenalara at infovia.com.ar>

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be
yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your
food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize
that you had set it free ...

...  you either married it or gave birth to it.