[lfjokes] all your base are belong to us

[Adam Shand]

From: Cory Webb <cory at collegenet.com>
URL:  http://www.theonion.com/

Congress Adds 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' Amendment To Bankruptcy
Bill

WASHINGTON, DC-- Seeking to increase fiscal accountability among citizens
who have no chance to survive make their time, the House of
Representatives added an "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" amendment Monday
to H.R. 333, the Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act
of 2001. "What you say!!!" shouted the bill's sponsor, Rep. George Gekas
(R-PA), following the amendment's approval. "This bill will not only make
debt-ridden Americans more accountable, but it has the added benefit of
taking off every 'zig' for great justice." Opponents of the amendment
protested that it would potentially set up U.S. the bomb.