[lfjokes] Gilligan's Island

[Adam Shand]

From: kevin zollinger <kevin at zollinger.org>

Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called "Gilligan's Island".
There is, however, a dark secret about this "comedy" you may never have
realized.

The Island is a direct representation of hell. Nobody on the island wants
to be there, yet none are able to leave.

Each one of the characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins:

LUST - Ginger always wears skimpy outfits, is obsessed with her looks, and
is a borderline nymphomaniac.

ENVY - Mary Ann is jealous of Ginger's beauty.

PRIDE - The Professor is an annoying know-it-all.

GREED - Mr. Howell, no explanation needed.

SLOTH - Mrs. Howell she has never lifted a finger to help on any of their
escape plans.

GLUTTONY/ANGER - The Skipper represents two sins, the first is obvious,
the second, he violently hits Gilligan on each show.

SATAN - Gilligan is the person who put them there, he prevents them from
leaving by foiling all of their escape plots and it is HIS Island

Crazy?  He does wear red in every episode.