[lfjokes] Large Rodents ...

[Adam Shand]

[ Note: a past post called "More Kids Test Papers" are from Richard
  Lederer's books, "Anguished English" and "More Anguished English."
  Thanks to Stan Kegel <kegel at fea.net> for pointing this out. ]

From: kevin zollinger <kevin at zollinger.org>

I found this blurb in the USAir Gift Catalog ("This catalog is yours to
keep.  Please take it with you!") recently.  Quoted without permission:

      Prevent damage to garden and lawns from burrowing rodents with
      Gopher-It, the electronic stake that emits vibration and sound
      that's intensely annoying to underground rodents up to 100 feet in
      diameter.

      Requires 4 "D" batteries, not included.

      #26284 Gopher-It $49.95 (3.95)

I suppose for rodents of greater than 100 feet in diameter you need the
nuclear powered version.