[lfjokes] pirate humor

[Adam Shand]

From: Erik S.E. Walum <esew at verio.net>

A pirate walks into a bar (yes, yes, i know).

He walks up to the counter and the bartender notices a large steering
wheel with a parrot perched atop it sticking out of the pirate's pants.

He says to the pirate, "Hey friend, do you realize you have a steering
wheel with a parrot on it sticking out of your pants?"

To which the pirate replies, "Yar! He's driving me nuts!"