[lfjokes] The aerodynamics of pork...

[Simondo]

This is a shocker...

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

  There are two guys who have been lost in the desert for
  weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on,
  hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something
  similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree
  off in the distance.

  As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped
  with rasher upon rasher of bacon.

  There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly-raw
  bacon, all sorts.

  "My God, Pepe" says the first bloke. "It's a bacon
  tree !!! We're saved!!!"

  "You're right" says Pepe, "Praise the Lord !"

  So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating
  at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five
  feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire,
  and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. The first bloke
  quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the
  dying Pepe.

  Pepe, Pepe - what the hell happened?".... .

  Ugh... it wasn't a Bacon Tree .......................

  .........It was


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  ........Ham Bush.