[lfjokes] Weird search items...

[Simondo]

From: selwyn mccracken <selwyn.mccracken at stonebow.otago.ac.nz>

URL: http://www.trygve.com/searchterms.html

 When checking the log files, one entry that sometimes gets recorded is what
 people had been searching on if they came to the site by way of a search 
engine
 like Yahoo, Infoseek, Excite, etc. 
 
 In case you were worried, the logfiles don't record your identity, nor do I use
 any embedded "identity snooping" code to try to do so--but I do check what
 visitors to Trygve.Com are looking for, and sometimes that gives me ideas of
 what to work on, or at least an inkling where I need to slip in a pointer to
 where visitors might find what they're really looking for. 
 
 The following are a few examples of actual searches that I will probably not be
 adding any time soon: 
 
 (Oh, I've just started adding which page those searches went to; doh!) 
 
 
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 From December, 2001: 
 
 "if you were a hot dog would you eat yourself"
 "12 gauge donkey butt" 
 "How many bodybuilders can dance on the head of a Pin?"
  'lawsuit (microwave OR electronic OR electromagnetic) "mind control"' 
 "wax tits pain free plastic" 

>From November, 2001: 
 
 "pictures of male celebrities being brainwashed" 
 "Nanny Feet Smelling" 
 "elk porn" 
 
>From October, 2001: 
 
 "muscle god in heels pics" 
 "what weird things can happen to your left hand" 
 
>From September, 2001: 
 
 "cow urine flavor enhancer" 
 
>From May, 2001: 
 
 "adhesive underwear"
 bike rides

>From September, 2000: 
 
 "home lobotomy kit" 
 "people of color have an extra muscle in their legs" 
 
>From August, 2000: 
 
 "famous theorists"
 "Escher Amplifier"  
 "eyebrow shave egyptians" 
 "cheerleaders chains pictures" 
 
>From July, 2000: 
 
 "long toenails" 
 "sex cream pies" 
 "woman and there veggies porno" 
 "bondage fishtank" 
 "cocaine paperclip" 
 
>From May, 2000: 
 
 "crushed testicle photos" 
 "Miss muffett explanation" 
 "Used Underwear" 
 "Best way to stop masturbation" 
 "Grunt" 
 
>From April, 2000: 
 
 "chainmail fetish" 
 "high performance floppy drives" 
 "things that are heavy" 
 "brain clouds theory" 
 "rude vegtables" 
 "pulsejet engine" 
 "bullfighter painting" 
 "proper way to eat finger foods" 
 
>From March, 2000: 
 
 "woman sits astride man" 
 "hecking icq password" 
 "garrotting" 
 "different sex positions picture" 
 "abortion by religion" 
 "picture of me with glasses" 
 
>From February, 2000: 
 
 "vegetarian haggis recipes" 
 "Duct Tape Bondage" 
 "Ninja Cheerleaders" 
 "fishtank stains" 
 "models with towels" 
 "unnatural weird things" 
 "velvet painting" 
 "throat warbler mangrove" 
 "pink bits" 
 "show different sex positions" 
 "plibco" 
 "slipple" 
 "plastic sex raincoat" 
 "dungeon devices" 
 "losing fat instantly" 
 "dragonsmilk" 
 "creatine serum truth" 
 "Arms and Armor" 
 "protein muffins" 
 "flavored body paint" 
 "paper towel absorbtion" 
 "vampire sex pictures" 
 "how to get big neck muscles" 
 "woodchuck den" 
 "get laid sensitive new age guys" 
 "hamstercard" 
 "frankenbike" 
 "dangermouse in chains" 
 "dead pets"