[lfjokes] Blonde Marine...

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

     A blonde marine from Quantico is going on his first overseas trip.
    
     He drives all the way into the big city to apply for a passport. In
     the passport office, the government official sees that he is visibly
     puzzled filling his passport application.
    
     The passport official looks over his shoulder, and sees the blonde
     trying to write 'twice a week' into the small space labeled 'SEX.'
    
     The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this
     question.  We are asking 'Male' or 'Female.'"
    
     "Doesn't matter," the blonde answers.