[lfjokes] Rug Shopping...

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

  An attractive, well  dressed woman walks into a shop that sells
  very expensive Persian  rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect
  rug .....  she walks over to  inspect it.
 
  As she bends over to feel the texture of the rug she lets out an
  almighty fart ..... really loud.
  Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
  had noticed that she was the culprit.
  As she turns back, there, standing next to her is the salesman.
  "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?" Very  uncomfortably
  she asks, "Sir, how much does this rug cost?"
 
  He  answers..... "Ma'am, if you farted just touching it, you're
  gonna shit yourself when you hear the price!"