[lfjokes] Monkeys...

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

   There's a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and an
 Australian on board.
  
   The headquarters in the US calls:  "Monkey number 1, Monkey number 1 to
 the television screen."
  
    He sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1,
 increase the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the
 reactors.
  
   So the monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases the oxygen.
  
   A few moments later headquarters calls again:
  
   "Monkey number 2, monkey number 2 to the television screen."
  
   He sits down and he is told to add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the
 fuel injection to engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to
 analyse the solar radiation.
  
   So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the fuel injection, the nitrogen
 and the analysis of solar radiation.
  
   A little later on, headquarters calls again:  "Ozzie, please Ozzie
 approach the screen."
  
   He sits down and just as he is about to be told what to do he says...
  
   "I know, I know!! Feed the monkeys, don't touch anything."