[lfjokes] Special At Church

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

     A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave
     the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from
     across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told
     him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come
     on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what
     to do. The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the
     confessional.
   
     A few minutes later, a woman comes in and says, "Father forgive
     me for I have sinned." The priest asks "What did you do?" The
     woman says, "I committed adultery."
   
     Priest: "How many times?"
   
     Woman: "Three times."
   
     Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no
     more." A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He
     says, "Father forgive me for I have sinned."
   
     Priest: "What did you do?"
   
     Man: "I committed adultery."
   
     Priest:"How many times?"
   
     Man: "Three times."
   
     Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no
     more."
   
     The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the
     priest leaves.
   
     A few minutes later another woman enters and says, "Father
     forgive me for I have sinned."
   
     Rabbi:"What did you do?"
   
     Woman: "I committed adultery."
   
     Rabbi: "How many times?"
   
     Woman: "Once."
   
     Rabbi: "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week,
     three for $5."