[lfjokes] A perfect night gone bad...

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

  After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over,  pulled out a 
  cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. 
  Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one handy. 
  
  "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened 
the 
  drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches setting neatly on 
top of
  a framed picture of another man. 
  Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired 
  nervously. 
  
  "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. 
  "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. 
  "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. 
  "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. 
  Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."