[lfjokes] Generic names.

[Simondo]

In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name: Tylenol is Acetaminophen, 
Aleve is Naproxen, Amoxil is Amoxicillin, Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.  

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced 
today that they have settled on Mycoxafailin. Also considered were: 
Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixadun, and Alimpdixafixi.  

Viagra is now available in liquid form. FDA officials today announced the 
release of the wonder drug, Viagra, in a new, easy-to-take liquid form. It is 
sold under the pharmaceutical name "Mydixadud."  

Now, when a man comes home from work in the evening, he can pour himself 
a stiff one.