[lfjokes] This way to success...

[Simondo]

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the 
clouds.  

As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. 

He reached a cloud, upon which was sat a rather plump and homely looking
woman.  

"Screw me or climb the ladder to success" she said.  

No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On
this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye.  
"Screw me or climb the ladder to success" she said. 

"Well", thought the man, "might as well carry on. 

On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was really
hot.  

"Screw me now or climb the ladder to success" she uttered. As he turned her
down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was
getting better the further he went. On the next cloud was an absolute beauty.
Slim, attractive, everything he could want.  

"Screw me or climb the ladder to success" she flirted. 

Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he 
decided
to climb again.  

When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit 
hair
showing, flies buzzing around his crotch.  

"Who the hell are you?" the man asked. 

"Hello" said the ugly fat man said, "my name's Cess!"