[lfjokes] Grandma and Grandpa

[Simondo]

The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television 
set, place one hand on the TV, and the other hand on the body part where 
they wanted to be healed.   

Grandma got up slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on 
the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her great 
pain.  

Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set, and 
his left hand on his crotch.  

Grandma scowled at him and said, "You just don't get it, do you? The 
purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead."