[lfjokes] 10 Things you wish you didn't know...

[Simondo]

I'm *hoping* some of these just ain't so... and so are the people who
share my chips at morning tea... >:o)

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
litres of urine.  

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15 penises (touching door handles etc.)  

3. In average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic 
hairs.  

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!  

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently 
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.  

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently msturbated
and failed to wash their hands.  

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
linen basket.  

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold sore from one of the guests.  

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.  

10.Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of 
ingesting a small amount of their faeces.