[lfjokes] my husband ...

[Adam Shand]

Via: null at spack.org <null at spack.org>

Three women were dressing after an aerobics workout and talking about
their spouses.  "My husband, says the first, "is a marriage counselor.  He
always buys me candy or flowers before we make love."

"Mine is a jeweler", the second says.  "He always brings me a pearl or gwo
before we make love."

The third woman paused.  "Well," she finally said, "my husband works for
Microsoft.  He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great
it's going to be when I get it."