[lfjokes] Ouch!

[Simondo]

  Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on 
  stretchers next to each other, outside the operating 
  room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you 
  in here for?" 
  The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils 
  out and I'm a little nervous." 
  The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry 
  about. I had that done when I was four. They put you 
  to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of 
  Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." 
  The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" 
  The first kid says, "A Circumcision." 
  And the second kid says, "Whoa, good luck buddy. I had 
  that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."