[lfjokes] "Virgin" Airways...

[Simondo]

The irony of this happening to Virgin Airways is priceless :-)

URL: http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2051863a12,00.html

'Mile High Club' forces Virgin plane refit 
17 September 2002  

Virgin Atlantic Airways is to replace tables in its newest planes because 
passengers have broken them during illicit trysts, the Sun newspaper said 
on yesterday.  

The US$200 million Airbus A340-600, which was introduced several weeks 
ago, has a "mother and baby room" with a plastic table meant for changing 
nappies. But passengers have destroyed them by using them for love 
making.  

"Those determined to join the Mile High Club will do so despite the lack 
of comforts," a Virgin spokeswoman was quoted as saying.  

"We don't mind couples having a good time, but this is not something that 
we would encourage because of air regulations."  

REUTERS