[lfjokes] Q & A

[Simondo]

 Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
 A. Slow down and use a lubricant.

 Q. How can you spot a blind guy at the nudist colony?
 A. It's not hard.

 Q. Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
 A. Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

 Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
 A. Money.

 Q. Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
 A. One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak.