[lfjokes] Parking Nazi...

[Simondo]

So I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 
minutes and when I came out there was a goddamn parking officer writing a 
parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on mate, how about 
giving a bloke a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. 
So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing 
another ticket for having bald tyres!! So I called him a horse f#cker. He 
finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he 
started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the 
more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a f#ck, my 
car was parked around the corner...