[lfjokes] The Train Trip

[Simondo]

In  a train carriage there were a Australian, a Kiwi, a spectacular 
looking blonde and a frightfully awful  looking fat lady. After several 
minutes of the trip the train happens to  pass through a dark tunnel, and 
the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.  When they leave the tunnel, 
the Kiwi had a big red slap mark on his  cheek.   

(1)  The blonde thought - "That Kiwi son of a bitch wanted to touch me 
and by mistake, he must have put his hand  on the fat lady. She must have 
slapped his  face."   

(2)  The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Kiwi laid his hands on the 
blonde and she smacked  him."   

(3)  The Kiwi thought - "That bloody Australian put his hand on that 
blonde and by mistake she slapped  me."  

(4)  The Australian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I 
can smack that Kiwi again."