[lfjokes] Fanny Green

[Simondo]

An Irish priest is in a church on Saturday afternoon, hearing 
confessions. A man walks in and kneels down and begins his 
confession...........  

"Father, it has been two weeks since my last confession. These are my
sins: Last night I had sex with Fanny Green." 
"That is your sin?" 
"Yes, Father." 
"You are forgiven. Go out and say one 'Our Father.'"  

The man leaves. 
Soon, another enters and kneels. 
"Father, it has been one month since my last confession. These are my
sins: I have had sex with Fanny Green every week for the last month."  

The priest thinks to himself this Fanny Green woman is fairly popular 
with his male parishioners... 
"Those are your sins?" 
"Yes, Father." 
"You are forgiveen. Go out and say three 'Hail Marys.'" 
The man leaves.   

Soon, another man enters and kneels down. 
"Father, it has been six months since my last confession.  These are my
sins: I have had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the last six
months."  

This time, the priest has to ask - "Who is this Fanny Green?"  
"Just a woman I know, Father." 
"Very well, you are forgiven. Go out and say ten 'Hail Marys.'"  

The priest closes the church for the evening and leaves wondering who 
this Fanny Green woman is.....   

The next morning, the priest is up in front of his congregation saying
mass.  

The doors fly open in the back of the church and in walks this woman, a
tall redhead with long gorgeous hair, a green sequin dress,  green patent
leather shoes with sequined heels and a green hat with a long green 
feather coming from it. She walks straight up the aisle and sits down
right in front of the priest, her knees apart.  

The priest cannot help but stop and stare.  

He finally catches himself and leans over to ask the altar boy. "Pssssst.
Is that Fanny Green?"  

The altar boy has a look and says, "No, Father, I think it's just the
reflection off her shoes."