[lfjokes] Bra religion

[simondo]

 What Religion Is Your Bra? 

 A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up
to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife." 
 
 "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There
is more than one type?" 
 
 "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, colour and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of
this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." 
 
 Relieved, the man asked about the types. 
 
 The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which type would you prefer?" 
 
 Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. 
 
 The saleslady responded,  "It is all really quite simple... 
 
 The Catholic type -  supports the masses. 
 
 The Salvation Army - lifts the fallen, 
 
 The Presbyterian  - keeps them staunch and upright, 
 
 and the Baptist  - makes mountains out of mole hills."