[lfjokes] Advertising...

[simondo]

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm 
fantastic in bed." 
    -That's Direct Marketing. 
 
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One 
of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's
fantastic in bed," 
    -That's Advertising. 
 
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his 
telephone number. The next day you call him and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic 
in bed," 
    -That's Telemarketing. 
 
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten 
your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," 
and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against 
his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed," 
    -That's Public Relations. 
 
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and 
says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed," 
    -That's Brand Recognition. 
 
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going 
home with your friend. 
     -That's a Sales Rep. 
 
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. 
     -That's Tech Support. 
 
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be 
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto 
the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your 
lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" 
     -That's Spam