[lfjokes] Hand Signals

[simondo]

I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife was 
about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I 
yelled up to my wife, "Where's the rake?" She couldn't hear me and 
she shouted back, "What?" I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my 
knee and made a raking motion. 
 
She wasn't sure so she said, "What?" I repeated the gestures. "EYE - 
KNEE - THE RAKE" 
 
My wife replied that she understood and signaled back. She first 
pointed to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she 
points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. 
 
Well, there was no way that I could even come close to that one. 
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What was that?" She 
replied, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH