[lfjokes] Flying blind...

[simondo]

A blind man was travelling in his private jet when he detected something was
wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot.

The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower. "Help,
Help!"

The tower came back and asked what was wrong.

The blind guy says "Help Me! I'm blind, the pilot is dead, and we're flying
upside down!"

The tower comes back and says "How do you know you're upside down?"

"Because the shit is running down my back!"