[lfjokes] The Moo's Of Life

[simondo]

 A rancher was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his
four-year-old son standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking in the 
whole  event.

 The rancher thought to himself: "Great, now I'm gonna have to explain
the 'birds and bees' to him. Well, no need to jump' the gun. I'll just
wait and see if he has any questions, and I'll just answer them as  
best I can." 

  After the rancher finished helping the cow with her birthing, he
walked over to his son and asked him: "Do you got any questions about
what you seen here tonite?" 

  "Just one," the little boy whispered, eyes still wide with wonder.
"How fast was that calf going when he hit the cow?"