[lfjokes] Airline humour

[Simon Horsburgh]

A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman
sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she
must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
 
Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered the
Delta Slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"
 
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself, "Nope, not Delta."
 
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards
her again, "Something special in the air?"
 
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched American Airlines off the list.
 
Next he tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your
friendly skies?"
 
This time the woman savagely turned on him, "What the F--- do you want?"
 
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said...."Ahhh, Air
New Zealand!"