[lfjokes] News Flash!

[Simon Horsburgh]

From: Garry Thomas <Garry.Thomas at FPSInt.co.nz>

 NEWS FLASH:
  
 A scientist from Southampton University has invented a bra that keeps
 women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing
 through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
  
 At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken
 outside by a large group of men where they proceeded to kick the shit
 out of him.