[lfjokes] Nun too cabby...

[Simon Horsburgh]

A cabby stops for a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver wont
stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask
you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive.
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me".
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: One, you have
to be single and two, you must be Catholic".
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic too!"
"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley".
He does, and the nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm
married and I'm Jewish.
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party".