[lfjokes] Sound Investment Advice

[Adam Shand]

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you
would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of
the original $1,000.00.   With WorldCom, you would have had less than
$5.00 left.   But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg:  A recent study found that
the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found
Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.  That
means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American!