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<DIV>Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now
Dead<BR>Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go
by<BR>from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One
sunny<BR>afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy
Godmother.<BR><BR>Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here
after all these<BR>years?"<BR><BR>The Fairy godmother replied,
"Cinderella,you have lived an exemplary life<BR>since I last saw you. I
will grant you three wishes. Is there anything for<BR>which your heart still
yearns?"<BR><BR>Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some
thoughtful<BR>consideration, and almost under her breath she muttered her first
wish: "I<BR>wish I were wealthy beyond
comprehension."<BR><BR>Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid
gold. Cinderella was<BR>stunned. Bob, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap
and scampered to the<BR>edge of the porch, quivering with
fear.<BR><BR>Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy
Godmother".<BR><BR>The Fairy Godmother replied "It is the least I can
do. What does your heart<BR>want for your second wish?"<BR><BR>Cinderella
looked down at her frail body, and said: "I wish I were young<BR>and full
of the beauty of youth again".<BR><BR>At once, her wish became reality, and
her beautiful youthful visage<BR>returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her
that had been dormant for<BR>years. A long forgotten vigor and vitality began to
course through her.<BR><BR>Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke "You have
one more wish, what shall<BR>you have?"<BR><BR>Cinderella looks over to the
frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish<BR>for you to transform Bob,
my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man".<BR><BR>Magically, Bob
suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological<BR>make-up, that
when complete he stood before her, a man, so beautiful the<BR>likes of which
neither she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that<BR>birds began to
fall from the sky at his feet. The Fairy Godmother again<BR>spoke,
"Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your new life."<BR><BR>And, with a
blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone. For a<BR>few eerie
moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each others eyes.<BR>Cinderella sat,
breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man she<BR>had ever seen. Then
Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in<BR>her rocking chair, and
held her close in his young muscular arms.<BR><BR>He leaned in close blowing her
golden hair with his warm breath as he<BR>whispered: "Bet you're sorry you
neutered me now."</DIV></BODY></HTML>