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<DIV>Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply
and<BR>passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic
relationship<BR>until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in
tears.<BR><BR>"We can't see each other anymore..." she
sobbed.<BR><BR>"Why?" gasped Declan.<BR><BR>"Daddy says that
crabs are too common," she wailed.<BR><BR>"He claims you, are a mere
crab, and a poor one at that, and crabs are the<BR>lowest class of crustacean...
and that no daughter of his will marry<BR>someone who can only walk
sideways."<BR><BR>Declan was shattered, and scuttled sideward away into the
darkness and to<BR>drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic
oblivion.<BR><BR>That night, the great Lobster ball was taking place. Lobsters
came from far<BR>and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster Princess
refused to<BR>join in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side,
inconsolable.<BR><BR>Suddenly the doors burst open, and Declan the crab strode
in. The Lobsters<BR>all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the King
Lobster rose<BR>from his throne.<BR><BR>Slowly, painstakingly, Declan the crab
made his way across the<BR>floor........ And all could see that he was walking,
not sideways, but<BR>FORWARDS, one claw after another! Step by step he made his
approach towards<BR>the throne, until he finally looked King lobster in the
eye.<BR><BR>There was a deadly hush......... Finally, the crab
spoke......<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>"Fuck, I'm
pissed."<BR><BR></DIV></BODY></HTML>