[wordup] God has a blog?

[Adam Shand]

Highly entertaining.  Favorite quips/quotes below:

Via: http://csof.net/node.php?id=150
From: http://www.livejournal.com/users/god_dot_com/

Wednesday, June 19th, 10:17 am

Q. If all the ravers and all the goths got into a fight to the death,
   who would win?
A. The rest of us. 

Sunday, June 16th, 20029:47 pm

Papa Don't Preach just has to be one of the stupid songs ever. Danny
Aiello should have just belted Madonna in that video, not for getting
knocked up, but just for idiotic lyrics.

That little tramp really used to piss Me off when she'd wear all that
religious iconography while doing the ol' bump and grind up on stage in
front of 20 thousand 12 year old girls. Like a Virgin, eh? Yo, blondie,
you haven't done anything like a virgin since you were 7 years old.
You've had more pricks than Joey Ramone's best vein. You think wearing a
cross and naming yourself after the mother of My Child is going to keep
you out of hell? All you are doing is using Me to gain publicity.

But I love that song Borderline, so we'll call it even.

Wednesday, June 12th, 200210:47 am

Did I ever mention that the universe is only a little more than 33 years
old? Except for pee_paw, of course... he's been around forever. I made
it look older on purpose, with a little creative creating, like fossils,
and strange carbon isotopes, and Joan Rivers, and implanted memories, so
most of the experts are fooled.

I guess it's sort of like when they put tits on a 10 year old Britney
Spears.

Monday, June 3rd, 200210:28 pm

I had been thinking about tinkering with your average lifespan, but
finally came to My senses. I was considering jacking it up to 120 years,
a 50% improvement over the standard 80 years, but then I realized... 100
more years of Hanson? No way in hell.