[wordup] Cruel, Unforgiving and Wet ...

[Adam Shand]

61st Annual Golden Globe Awards: Quotes From the Show

"We just sat down. Getting this so early, I get to drink now."--Tim
Robbins, accepting the first award of the evening for best supporting
actor in a motion picture.

"Now I can drink with Tim!"--Anthony Lapaglia, accepting the next
award for best actor in a drama series.

"I don't know who you are."--Sean Hayes to Dick Clark.

"We didn't expect to win this but we'll keep it….don't know who I'm
suppose to thank…oh, right, thanks to Hollywood Foreign Press…Not
used to this stuff, we're from a little place called England. We used
to run the world before you."--The Office's Ricky Gervais, accepting
the award for best TV comedy series.

"I've been here before; it's good…Two bookends, excellent. You really
need the set. I haven't prepared a speech, as you might have guessed.
Just wasting time until the thing says "Get off!"--Gervais later,
accepting for best actor in a comedy television series.

"I just realized you can see completely through my dress. So now I'm
keeping [my legs] together."--Meryl Streep, accepting the award for
best actress in a television movie or miniseries.

"It was cruel, unforgiving and wet--just like Paris Hilton."--Robin
Williams, introducing the film clip for Master and Commander: The Far
Side of the World.

"When [director] Nancy [Meyers] opened that door, I crept through to
find Jack Nicholson on the other side…Jack and Diane, two actors
whose combined age is 125!"--Diane Keaton, accepting the award for
best actress in a motion picture, musical or comedy.

"I'd like to thank Universal and Focus Features but there are so many
people trying to take credit for this, I don't know where to
begin."--Bill Murray, accepting for best actor in a motion picture,
musical or comedy.

"Let's not forget our brothers on the other side of the aisle--the
dramatic actors. I'd just like to say: Where would our war, our
miseries and our psychological traumas come from?"--Murray,
continuing his acceptance speech.

"I don't look like Sean Penn, but I am."--director Clint Eastwood,
accepting the best actor in a motion picture, drama, award for winner
Sean Penn.

"He wants to know if I'm nice and relaxed? JACK!"--Charlize Theron,
reacting to presenter Jack Nicholson's whispered comment after
handing her the award for best actress in a motion picture, drama.

"Look how striking I am as a bald man. Let's reflect on that."--Jim
Carrey, presenting the award for best motion picture, musical or
comedy.

And giving thanks to those ever-present agents…

"I'd like to thank my agent Kevin Huvane because Tim Robbins forgot
to thank his."--Meryl Streep.

"Before I get into trouble, I want to thank my agent, Kevin
Huvane"--Sarah Jessica Parker, accepting her award for best actress
in a comedy television series.

"You can relax, I fired my agents weeks ago."--Bill Murray.



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