[wordup] Enslave NZ

[Adam Shand]

Fuck ...

From: http://www.enslavenz.org/tenreasons.html

The Enslave New Zealand Party was formed to promote the conquest and 
enslavement of New Zealand.

We believe there are many compelling reasons for Australia to enslave  
New Zealand, but most Australians don’t  need to hear them. In fact, 
most Australians seem surprised that it hasn’t been done already.

But if you need to be convinced please read the "10  Reasons We Should 
Conquer New Zealand". This will assuage any possible doubts.

Ten Reasons to Enslave New Zealand

1. Why not?
2. They started it. The Kiwis have already occupied Bondi. What makes  
you think they’re planning to stop there?
3. But what about the ANZAC spirit? Yes, well, what about it? In World  
War 2 when Australia was fighting for survival against the Japs where 
exactly  were the Kiwis? They were in North Africa helping the 
Poms...err, thanks  mate.
4. Economic bounty: the wealth of an entire, practically defenceless 
nation  awaits us (see 9 & 10). And after the plunder – New Zealand’s  
entire economic output for centuries to come. ChaChing!
5. Slaves have a million uses.
6. Benefits to humanity. A quasi-human population (ie the Kiwis) 
available  for unfettered medical experimentation would be a boon to 
research.
7. New Zealand should always have been part of Australia. We offered 
them  membership in the Commonwealth in 1901 and they turned us down. 
It’s  time to remind them that Aussies know how to hold a grudge.
8. If the US can invade Iraq and turn it into its own Middle Eastern 
oil-laden  fun park, we see no difficulty in turning New Zealand into 
our own slave-filled  South Pacific playground.
9. New Zealand bases her defence policy on one simple fact: no one can  
attack New Zealand without going through Australia first. This is 
generally  true but there is, of course, one exception…Australia. This 
deluded  policy caused them to dangerously weaken their armed forces 
(see 10) because  they believe we would never take advantage of their 
defencelessness. Such trusting innocents, the Kiwis.
10. Question: Which has the better chance of stopping an Aussie F-111 
bombing  raid on Auckland, the Kiwi airforce or a flock of their  
beloved  sheep? Answer:  they both have an equal chance (ie none). Why? 
Because New Zealand  disbanded its combat airforce in the late 90s. 
Bombs away!

Enslave New Zealand!

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