[wordup] The sound of a hummer

[Adam Shand]

Funny ...

Via: John Van Voorhies <john at cirka...>
From: http://portland.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/32010873.html

Rave: Your Hummer.

Reply to: anon-32010873 at craigslist.org
Date: Mon May 24 13:48:09 2004

There you were with your red, pouty lips. Gorgeous. Your friend with 
her long flowing blonde hair. Blasting your thumping system at noon on 
a Monday. You knew we were all looking at you two in your white, 
flawless Hummer. You were talking on your phone, laughing as you almost 
knocked over the messenger as you flew around the corner from 
Montgomery onto Sacramento. You showed him.

As you both looked around at us peons running around on this busy 
Monday, throwing your snide 
I-think-being-head-cheerleader-five-years-ago-still-makes-me-cool looks 
around, we all looked to you for some guidance as to how we too could 
actually be *such cunts* without speaking.

You almost killed the 90 year old Asian man as you pulled into the 
parking garage on Sacramento. We were all shocked at your actions, 
hoping that someday, a couple of bitches like yourselves would get what 
was coming.

I guess you were going a little too fast to see the “Maximum Height 7’” 
sign. Maybe you should have rethought those extra large tires. But, I 
will say that nothing, and I mean NOTHING in this world sounds as good 
as the roof of a Hummer being crushed by a huge, concrete overhang.

Please, let me just say “Bravo”.