[wordup] The Future of Singularity: Press Release for G-Simpod

[Adam Shand]

Via: http://feeds.we-make-money-not-art.com/~r/wmmna/~3/68049347/009230.php
Source: http://www.marymattingly.com/html/futureofsingularitygsimpod.html

THE FUTURE OF SINGULARITY

8/22/05 | Press Release for G-Simpod.

G-Simpod represents cohesion between the simputer (of the imaginary
[eastern] borders), and the ipod (of the imaginary borders to the
[west]). The G- signifies none other than God, the only way man could
conceive of perfection, hence the only place that the idea of the
perfect product could come from. In prototype form, G-Simpod was
referred to as the “God Substitute”. It is, first and foremost, the
solution to warring. It has succeeded in eliminating religious
differences, by transforming the intangible (perfection) into the
tangible. With the help of this product, some Simpodders even escape
from the mental and physical realm of store-space and enjoy “free zones”
or the land.

The G-simpod has two emergency keys. These keys can be freely engaged -
as much or as little as the user needs. One button literally emits a
heat that travels from the user's hand and touches the body’s triad –
the brain, heart, and erogenous zones. This key should be enjoyed and
explored, especially in mall-space or store-space. It will fill the user
with a sense of happiness and self-worth that derails his or her
thoughts to enter into buying-mode.

The second emergency key completes the perfection of the product. It
provides sustenance when sustenance can’t be found, in a more literal
way. For example, if you have been traveling and haven’t eaten in a
while, a dose of electrodes containing the highly active molecules P-57
that directly influences the hypothalamus, the part of the brain that
controls satiation, allows you to believe you have just eaten. It works
by imitating the effect that glucose has on nerve cells in the brain,
which is to fool the body into thinking it is full even when it is not,
thus curbing your appetite. Most often, though, the G-Simpod acts as an
old-fashioned computer/communicator and a music/video player. The
cacophonous sound and brilliant graphic quality both allow the user to
keep a safe distance from others, while fully engaging in the virtu-real
community abound.

The G-Simpod has come at a time when the illusion of choice has become
such an illusion, that everything is actually the same. To keep
ourselves from going into a different store and re-buying a newer
version of the same item, we have brought to you the G-Simpod, in an
old-fashioned, open-source platform hardware that embodies everything at
once. Anything one might need in the realm of entertainment, fantasy,
friendship, love, education, eternal time, eternal sustenance, eternal
fulfillment. The G-Simpod sells itself.