[wordup] Wake up to the smell of...Animosity!

[Adam Shand]

Hilarius ...

Source: Peter Dixon-Moses <peterdixonmoses at gmail...>

SnūzNLūz - Wifi Donation Alarm Clock - Wake up to the smell  
of...Animosity!
Connects via WiFi to your online bank account, and donates YOUR real  
money to an organization you HATE when you decide to snooze!

For years the masses have told you that if you snooze you lose. You  
never believed them. You held your head high and slept in whenever you  
wanted to, always without fear of loss. Well, dear friends, the times  
have changed. The ingenious sages at ThinkGeek Labs(TM) have finally  
created the Ultimate weapon against snoozing - the SnūzNLūz(TM).  
People who enjoy sleeping in are cowering in fear all across the globe  
- it's finally true, when you snooze, you lose!

ThinkGeek, it sounds great! But how does it really work?

Glad you asked....it's quite simple actually. The SnūzNLūz uses the  
very complex psychological phenomemon known as 'HATRED'. Basically  
it's human nature to wish harm upon your enemies. Similarly, it's  
human nature not to give your enemies gobs of cash so that they can  
grow big and dominate the world with their totally wrong, stupid and  
invalid point of view. ThinkGeek realized that. That's why everytime  
you hit the snooze button, the SnūzNLūz will donate a specified  
amount of your real money to a non-profit you hate. The problem of  
sleeping in is solved.

And it's easy to setup and use too! Just plug your SnūzNLūz in and  
either connect it to your network via the RJ45 jack on the back, or  
via WiFi (WPA supported) if available. Then simply configure via the  
embedded web browser configuration utility. From here it's a snap.  
Simply select your online banking institution from the list of  
supported banks (currently over 1600 are supported). Supply your login  
information and then select your favorite HATED charity or non-profit  
from the included lists (over 6200 currently supported). Then plug in  
your donation amount per snooze incident ($10 or more), set the time,  
and alarm, and voila, instant time profit!

Common Usage Suggestions!

Are you a butcher? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to PETA
Are you a republican? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the ACLU!
Are you a land developer? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the  
Wilderness Society!
Enjoy your freedom? (Blue state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate  
to the GOP. or
Enjoy your freedom? (Red state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate  
to MoveOn.Org
Are you a hippie? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the American Coal  
Foundation.
Are you a Ninja? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to, hrrrm, we can't find  
a Pirate Charity at the moment. But there must be  
one...somewhere...anyways, the point is it's easy to setup once you  
identify your enemy!

Never before, except for that one time, has a product created the  
potential for so much time profit in the world. And we are so sure  
that you'll never snooze again, we've created a very special promise.  
We promise you'll never snooze again with SnūzNLūz or you'll  
eventually go broke. It's that simple.

Really Fine Print: ThinkGeek reserves the right to take up to a 50%  
commision on all donations made through the SnūzNLūz. In fact the  
software supplied with the clock ensures such is the case. Yay!.  
However, we promise to only use the money for rockets and beach front  
property.



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