[wordup] Eternal Earth-Bound Pets

[Adam Shand]

Awesome idea!

From: Rebecca Downes <rdownes at wetafx.co...>
Source: http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html

You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved.  But when  
the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left  
behind?  Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal  
Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such  
will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward.  Our  
network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up  
to Jesus.

We are currently active in 20 states and growing.  Our representatives  
have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers,  
are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and  
desire to  rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure  
their care for your pet's natural life.

We currently cover the following states: Maine,New Hampshire, Vermont,  
Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Wisconsin, Minnesota,  
Michigan, Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Colorado,  
Oklahoma, Kansas, Washington, Oregon, Idaho and Montana ... and growing.

Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.  For  
$110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten  
(10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be  
saved.  Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an  
additional $15.00 fee.   A small price to pay for your peace of mind  
and the health and safety of your four legged friends.

Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all  
species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and  
small caged mammals.

Thank you for your interest in Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. We hope we  
can help provide you with peace of mind.