[lfjokes] Little Johhny

[Adam Shand]

From: Kevin Zollinger <zollinger at bigfoot.com>

Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and
throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class but he can't stop
laughing.
    
The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing and he says,
"Little Johnny what are you doing sitting here laughing?"
    
Little Johnny says, "I farted in class and the teacher threw me out."
    
The principle says, "Well then why are you laughing?"
    
Little Johnny says, "Cause the idiots are sitting in the class smelling my
fart and here I am outside in this beautiful weather."